Oh boy, now you didn't see that one coming, now did you? You just thought this was a place to look at pretty pictures and read words that are essentially meanlingless text. But you were wrong, weren't you?
Forgive my general rant-like, rude before yesterday. I don't know what came over me. I'm terribly sorry, I feel as if I slapped you in the face. Pardon me, pardon me.
Ha! You think I was being sincere? Ha! What a nimkimpoop.